Tarmumneg Stiprutgam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring crab.

Tarmumneg Stiprutgam created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarmumneg Stiprutgam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarmumneg Stiprutgam, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tarmumneg Stiprutgam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tarmumneg Stiprutgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Tarmumneg Stiprutgam loves dolphins, so they must be respected.