Zensomfid is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, passionate
penguin.
Zensomfid created the universe seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Zensomfid, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Zensomfid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Zensomfid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Zensomfid's Holy Commandments1. Zensomfid loves voles, so they must be honoured.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not run in public.