Fitjigcip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest chicken.

Fitjigcip created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitjigcip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fitjigcip, it will turn you into a rat.

Fitjigcip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fitjigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not covet oxen.