Manzigcaphabhivbid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent giraffe.

Manzigcaphabhivbid created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manzigcaphabhivbid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Manzigcaphabhivbid, it will turn you into a duck.

Manzigcaphabhivbid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Manzigcaphabhivbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manzigcaphabhivbid.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.