Manzigcaphabhivbid is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent
giraffe.
Manzigcaphabhivbid created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manzigcaphabhivbid, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Manzigcaphabhivbid, it will turn you into a duck.
Manzigcaphabhivbid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Manzigcaphabhivbid's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manzigcaphabhivbid.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.