Tadrilsug is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, selfish
parrot.
Tadrilsug created water three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tadrilsug, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tadrilsug, it will jump up and down on your head.
Tadrilsug's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Tadrilsug's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always help goats in need.