Davgublist is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair ferret.

Davgublist created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Davgublist, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davgublist, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Davgublist's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Davgublist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Davgublist.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. You must pray to Davgublist eight times a day.