Megdubtal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving capybara.

Megdubtal created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Megdubtal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megdubtal, she will turn you into a dog.

Megdubtal's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Megdubtal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.