Hasdosspas is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Hasdosspas created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasdosspas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasdosspas, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hasdosspas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hasdosspas' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near sheep.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hasdosspas on top of all buildings.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Hasdosspas loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about capybaras.
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