Ominzimquagzog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate owl.

Ominzimquagzog created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominzimquagzog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominzimquagzog, she will ignore you.

Ominzimquagzog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ominzimquagzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Pray towards the west.