Ominzimquagzog is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate
owl.
Ominzimquagzog created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ominzimquagzog, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ominzimquagzog, she will ignore you.
Ominzimquagzog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Ominzimquagzog's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair yellow.
2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Pray towards the west.