Sigbusyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome seal.

Sigbusyarp created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbusyarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigbusyarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sigbusyarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sigbusyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sigbusyarp four times a day.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never paint your face yellow.

5. Sigbusyarp loves rats, so they must be honoured.