Matflislat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful human.

Matflislat created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Matflislat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Matflislat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Matflislat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Matflislat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.