Panhungun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental goose.

Panhungun created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhungun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panhungun, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Panhungun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Panhungun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panhungun.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.