Nakbastzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil shark.

Nakbastzog created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakbastzog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakbastzog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nakbastzog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nakbastzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat apples.