Venmanbess Yaryokbom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent duck.

Venmanbess Yaryokbom created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venmanbess Yaryokbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venmanbess Yaryokbom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Venmanbess Yaryokbom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Venmanbess Yaryokbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venmanbess Yaryokbom.

4. Venmanbess Yaryokbom loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat figs.