Gebgutkabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, deceitful dragonfly.

Gebgutkabbop created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgutkabbop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebgutkabbop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gebgutkabbop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gebgutkabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce near nematodes.