Damhabaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow gorilla.

Damhabaf created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damhabaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Damhabaf, she will curse you with boils.

Damhabaf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Damhabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Damhabaf.

5. Hide if six mice approach from the east.