Zodfascen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow dragonfly.

Zodfascen created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfascen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodfascen, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zodfascen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zodfascen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zodfascen six times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Zodfascen's name in vain.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.