Bottarcut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident goose.

Bottarcut created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bottarcut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bottarcut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bottarcut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bottarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. You must pray to Bottarcut five times a day.