Zigloglam is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered
bat.
Zigloglam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zigloglam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Zigloglam, he will turn you into a rock.
Zigloglam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Zigloglam's Holy Commandments1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. You must never eat spinach.
4. Never think ill of sick swans.
5. Never paint your legs red.