Litgarcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy parrot.

Litgarcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litgarcep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litgarcep, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Litgarcep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Litgarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Litgarcep.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Litgarcep on top of important buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.