Tailxendob Wodsadhen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful scorpion.

Tailxendob Wodsadhen created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailxendob Wodsadhen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailxendob Wodsadhen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tailxendob Wodsadhen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tailxendob Wodsadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tailxendob Wodsadhen on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.