Dotmilhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent lobster.

Dotmilhun created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotmilhun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotmilhun, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dotmilhun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dotmilhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Dotmilhun loves otters, so they must be respected.