Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast crab.

Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat, she will curse you with boils.

Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gennurtnellnutjennullyak Benfudbarnfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.