Nursidcem Genfarrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving capybara.

Nursidcem Genfarrig created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nursidcem Genfarrig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nursidcem Genfarrig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nursidcem Genfarrig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nursidcem Genfarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Nursidcem Genfarrig's priests.

3. Run away if seven ants approach from the west.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nursidcem Genfarrig on top of all buildings.