Sogpag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient mole.

Sogpag created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Sogpag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogpag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sogpag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sogpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sogpag.