Hunhivfit Pogvidvil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic centipede.

Hunhivfit Pogvidvil created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhivfit Pogvidvil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunhivfit Pogvidvil, she will turn you into a duck.

Hunhivfit Pogvidvil's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hunhivfit Pogvidvil's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunhivfit Pogvidvil.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.