Bodnegwab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous capybara.

Bodnegwab created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnegwab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodnegwab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bodnegwab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bodnegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the east.