Bodnegwab is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous
capybara.
Bodnegwab created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodnegwab, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bodnegwab, it will be mildly annoyed.
Bodnegwab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Bodnegwab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never paint your head violet.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the east.