Sincinlam is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, egotistical
camel.
Sincinlam created humanity seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sincinlam, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sincinlam, she will think nothing of it.
Sincinlam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Sincinlam's Holy Commandments1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not shave your hands.
3. Always wear white.
4. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.