Rignanfat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful hyena.

Rignanfat created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rignanfat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rignanfat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rignanfat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rignanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Rignanfat.

3. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the west.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.