Rulgigdog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
seal.
Rulgigdog created matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulgigdog, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Rulgigdog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Rulgigdog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Rulgigdog's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured goats.
2. Rulgigdog loves gulls, so they must be respected.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Always stare at clouds.