Rulgigdog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent seal.

Rulgigdog created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgigdog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulgigdog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulgigdog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rulgigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Rulgigdog loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.