Flowdutbap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, fast
mole.
Flowdutbap created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.
If you believe in
Flowdutbap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Flowdutbap, it will make you grow a tail.
Flowdutbap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Flowdutbap's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always help frogs.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always take life seriously.