Piddisswit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful bird.

Piddisswit created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddisswit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Piddisswit, he will be very sad.

Piddisswit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Piddisswit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never talk about porpoises.