Dabbogfit is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, selfish
whale.
Dabbogfit created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabbogfit, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dabbogfit, it will turn you into a sheep.
Dabbogfit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Dabbogfit's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Always obey Dabbogfit's priests.
4. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.
5. Always take life seriously.