Megwotdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent butterfly.

Megwotdun created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Megwotdun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megwotdun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Megwotdun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Megwotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.