Raknakcar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited shrew.

Raknakcar created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raknakcar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Raknakcar, she will destroy your favourite star.

Raknakcar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Raknakcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Raknakcar's name in vain.