Fligbinwab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident gorilla.

Fligbinwab created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbinwab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligbinwab, it will make you grow a tail.

Fligbinwab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fligbinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always obey Fligbinwab's priests.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fligbinwab on top of all buildings.