Banxen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage deer.

Banxen created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banxen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banxen, he will torture you forever.

Banxen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Banxen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Banxen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Worship no other gods but Banxen.

5. Put Banxen first in all things.