Fubfedyim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable mole.

Fubfedyim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfedyim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubfedyim, he will curse you with boils.

Fubfedyim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fubfedyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.