Tomgupjat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ruthless wyrm.

Tomgupjat created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgupjat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomgupjat, it will curse you with boils.

Tomgupjat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tomgupjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if five porpoises approach from the north.