Saghadkonort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud crocodile.

Saghadkonort created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saghadkonort, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Saghadkonort, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Saghadkonort's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Saghadkonort's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Saghadkonort must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never sing in the presence of turtles.