Sakshavbell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective eagle.

Sakshavbell created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakshavbell, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sakshavbell, she will turn you into a snail.

Sakshavbell's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sakshavbell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Sakshavbell's name in vain.