Abbopcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, passionate squid.

Abbopcet created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbopcet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abbopcet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Abbopcet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Abbopcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to seals while wearing green boots.

2. Always obey Abbopcet's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not make images of living things.