Gepdograp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing goblin.

Gepdograp created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gepdograp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepdograp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gepdograp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gepdograp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat cucumbers.