Stiploop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak faun.

Stiploop created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiploop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiploop, she will turn you into a duck.

Stiploop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stiploop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. You must love Stiploop.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.