Dudjanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful gnu.

Dudjanlid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudjanlid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudjanlid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dudjanlid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dudjanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Dudjanlid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudjanlid.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.