Gidmapsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless whale.

Gidmapsaw created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Gidmapsaw, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidmapsaw, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gidmapsaw's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gidmapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Gidmapsaw loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always obey Gidmapsaw's priests.

5. Respect your elders.