Cattalbog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous centipede.

Cattalbog created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Cattalbog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cattalbog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cattalbog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cattalbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never wear blue boots.

3. You must love Cattalbog.

4. Never jump in the presence of otters.

5. Worship no other gods but Cattalbog.