Tenmutwonbon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane shrew.

Tenmutwonbon created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmutwonbon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tenmutwonbon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tenmutwonbon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tenmutwonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. You must pray to Tenmutwonbon six times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.