Kimpindid Miplitmig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring wolf.

Kimpindid Miplitmig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimpindid Miplitmig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimpindid Miplitmig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kimpindid Miplitmig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kimpindid Miplitmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.