Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful meerkat.

Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Tikbonksand Fobarppak Bitrulcen on top of important buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mites.